B.O. Brian

Growing up, Brian O’Brian was always quite the athlete, winning awards for his prowess in every sport. Early on, he realized that he could get an edge on the competition if he stunk to high heaven. Never changing or washing his t-shirt, undies, socks or jock strap and avoiding showers like the plague, he gained the nickname B.O. Brian. He has lead countless teammates (all wearing nose plugs) to championship victories. In football and soccer, he need only lift his arm, and his opponents simply keel over, leaving the field wide open for him to score. In track, competing runners are crippled by his stench. The only time he lost a race was when an unexpected rainstorm washed away his advantage.