Cow Pie Pete

Pete was raised on a farm by a mom who’s a world-renowned pastry maker, and a dad who is a gourmet chef. So it came as no surprise when their only son Pete chose to follow in their footsteps, cooking up his infamous cow pies by the dozen. Now his parents have to watch what they eat, and where they step!

What’s Pete’s recipe for success? One part corn meal, two parts rotten eggs and a freshly laid meadow muffin. Cow Pie Pete is his own biggest customer!

While his teachers appreciate his love of cooking, they wish he’d told them the ingredients of his pies before he’d entered them in the Smellville School Bake Off. After Principle Prickly ingested one of the pies, Pete was suspended from school for a week, and had to write a 30-page essay entitled, “Poo No Mo'."