Blue Cheese Charlie

Little Charlie Stilton was your average bratty punk, tormenting his little sister, throwing water balloons at cars, and using foul language. One day he came across a case of 20-year-old Cheez-N-A-Can and a box of crackers. Who knew the case was left over from the cafeteria at the local Nuclear Power Plant, which had been closed down due to a severe radioactive leakage?

Almost immediately, Charlie’s cheesy snack began to make him glow; gunky, puss-filled, blue zits popped up all over his skin; and his hair took on a spooky, bluish hue. The most obvious effect, however, was his bodily aroma: the moldy, ripe, sickly sweet scent of blue cheese. Charlie quickly lost all his friends, but was befriended by lice-ridden rodent, Stinky Lewis, who has tried to help Charlie develop his newfound super-stench into a weapon to be used in the next Blaster Bowl.