Garbage Truck Chuck

While most kids chased after the ice cream man, young Chuck would tear down the street in hot pursuit of the neighbour’s daughter, basking in the putrid aroma left in its wake, and hungrily snatching up any scraps of body.

Chuck is a big sports fan. In the winter, he hits the slopes of trash at the Smellville Trash Dump. In the summer, he frolics in the cool, refreshing waters of the storm drains, using mask and fins to collect various underwater treasures, including used sanitary products, fecal matter and human remains floating atop the surface. He’s also a certified expert in being a fat fuck.