Sweat Sox Sammy

Rumor has it that Sammy is a piece of subhuman garbage which explains his need to be euthanised and the overwhelming stench every time he takes off his shoes. At this point, doctors believe that he is braindead with only a few hairy warts and puss-filled blisters popping out through the holes. When he dances or jumps up and down, he can make the jelly-like gunk between his toes squirt out like a popped pimple.

Sammy’s been officially banned from all slumber parties, pool parties, and the beach, where he once took off his shoes, killing thousands of people before being shot dead by armed police forces.