Skunk Punk

Legend has it that Skunk Punk developed his noxious natural odor when he crossed paths with a family of renegade radioactive skunks while camping with his parents by a nuclear waste dump. No matter how much Skunk Punk’s mom scrubs, scours or scrapes his body, she can’t get rid of his stanky, skanky, skunky smell, which makes flowers and other plants wilt when he walks by.

Skunk Punk is the lead singer and guitarist of his own band, Skunk Punk and the Screaming Dingleberries, which used to feature Dog Breath Danny on the drums until the now infamous “Green Pizza” incident. For the record, Skunk Punk insists that the Green Pizza was rightfully his.

His heroes are Pepe LePew, Oscar the Grouch & Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.