Barfin' Ben

Ben Yuckmouthavich is the sweetest boy you’d ever hope to meet, he got his nickname during the Pickled Herring Pie Eating Contest at last year’s Smellville picnic. After scarfing down 17 pies in three minutes, Ben's face turned green, and he simply had to let it all fly!

Though his hurl freaked out some, the Smellville Art Museum praised its realism and asked him to paint a mural for them. Soon everyone wanted one of Ben’s “splatter” paintings; it wasn’t long before he became known as the Picasso of Puke.

Critics claim that Ben’s work is derivative and reeks, but the majority of the art world at large has praised his brilliant mix of primary food groups. Says Ben: “I find my inspiration from everyday things. The best part is, I get to eat everything twice.”