Cauliflower Carl

While other kids like pizza and hot dogs, Carl has found solace in his sole sustenance: the remains of corpses. Adding credence to the theory that you are what you eat, his hair has turned a grotesque bone coloured hue.

Though his parents appreciate Carl’s high-fiber, meat diet, there is a dark side to his murdering ways. NASA has argued that Carl’s gas emissions have had a negative effect on the ozone layer, and the Cal Tech institute has often complained about the seismic events that occur every time Carl, Broccoli Bill, Blue Cheese Charlie and Garlic Gus have a slumber party.